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TAKE THE “WTF AM I DOING?” OUT OF YOUR LAUNCH


You usually feel like a business baddie who can run your business in your sleep. Yet when you sit down to write your sales page you feel a little more like Bambi trying to walk for the first time.
You have a killer service to sell but you’d never be able to tell with the copy you came up with. You’ve read and reread it a million times, and somehow it keeps getting worse. You’re thinking damn did a toddler write this… wait no I bet a toddler could write copy better than this! Literally W…T….F?!
Time to breathe in, breathe out, have a little woosa moment, and let me take over from here.

Whether you want a high-converting sales page or are ready to dive off the deep end and grab a whole launch copy package, I’ll be with you every step of the way to ensure you have the best launch possible, with copy that doesn’t sound like it was written by a soon to be orphaned Disney deer, a toddler, or a middle school grammar teacher with a stick in places no one wants one. And while we’re on the topic of sales - I guess we’ve come to the part where I try and sell myself to you. (Not in an illegal creepy way - omg). So, let’s get a little personal.

Hi! I’m Laneige!


I am a strength training stan trying to RDL her way to a dump truck, a hot yoga girlie who will never attempt a handstand in class out of fear of kicking the hot guy next to me, and an obsessive romantasy reader shamelessly waiting for my shadow daddy to come and take me away.
I’m also a wellness wannabe who can't seem to get a handle on meditation but take it up every few months anyway, and the friend (sometimes just acquaintance) everyone seems to spill their deepest darkest secrets to. Maybe because I’m a good listener or the “chill one” who is more comfortable letting people talk then doing the talking idk, but people feel compelled to spill their tea.
As a still trying to recover people pleaser (who can relate??), I let everyone convince me that college was the only way I’d ever get those f-you funds we all seek. So after many many (more than I’m willing to tell you) years of doing the college thing, I emerged with a shiny diploma (that I never picked up btw), mounds and mounds of debt, and an even bigger sense of wtf do I do now.

(See, we all have those WTF moments)

While I knew I definitely wanted to have lots of money pleaaaaasssee moments in my future, what I really craved was freedom and fulfillment from my job. I didn’t want to be stuck in a cubicle for 8 hours a day, or behind a bar slinging vodka sodas (retired service industry worker here) just to be able to pay my bills and only travel for two weeks every year. I’m an adventure enthusiast who would like to do most of my adventuring before I start collecting social security. That desire led me here, trying to pitch myself to you.
As a lifelong lover of words (written not spoken, ask me to do any public speaking I will throw up) I figured I could craft this love to help other people reach their own goals, and have their own Mona-Lisa Saperstien moments. Nothing makes me happier than convincing the world (or at least your target audience) that you have what they need.
And since so many people feel compelled to share all their tea with me, I’m pretty much primed to extract all the highlights of your services and offers and show them off in all their glory with some conversational, engaging, AND high converting sales copy. So let’s ditch the stress around selling your services and crush all those business goals together!
Sold yet?!
LET'S WORK TOGETHER

In case you wanted a little more unnecessary info about me...

Story Behind My Name

  • My mom took French in high school and liked the way the words
  • sounded together — literal translation: “The Snow”
  • (My mom tells the story better - sorry mom!)
I'm the kind of person who finds joy in...
GNO dinners where a good bottle of red is a MUST.
Odd Habit
  • Telling my cats several times a day that they are the most
  • beautiful creatures to grace this planet... cause they are!
Favorite Shadow Daddy
Team Rhys allllll the way!!!

Biggest Regret

Not seeing Tim McGraw in concert - the man is aging like fine wine! But on a more serious note, not traveling in my 20s. Best believe I'm making that up over the next few decades.
Ok, enough about me...

It's Time to Leave that "WTF" Mentality Behind for Good

Because you don't have a single second to spare doubting your copy!
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