Isn't it about time to
TAKE THE “WTF AM I DOING?” OUT OF YOUR LAUNCH
with the launch strategist for women-owned brands
WTF-free Launching Strategy Made Easy for Women-Owned Brands
I get it... You want to feel like a business baddie who can run her business in her sleep.
You're ready to look like Rihanna in her Fenty Era or like Kim K selling out every Skimms launch like the pubic hair thong wasn't the grossest thing you've ever encountered.
Yet, when you sit down to try and plan your next (or first) large scale launch, you PANIC!
You have an amazing offer to sell, but you’d never be able to tell with the mixed messaging, rogue random social posts, and the obligatory email you shoot off whenever you remember that's what you should be doing. Your Google Calendar is a mess, your nervous system is in full out fight or flight mode, and your self doubt is reaching levels you haven't experienced since puberty. Like literally W…T….F?!
Might I suggest a quick breathing session to calm that nervous system, then let me take over from here.
You have an amazing offer to sell, but you’d never be able to tell with the mixed messaging, rogue random social posts, and the obligatory email you shoot off whenever you remember that's what you should be doing. Your Google Calendar is a mess, your nervous system is in full out fight or flight mode, and your self doubt is reaching levels you haven't experienced since puberty. Like literally W…T….F?!
Might I suggest a quick breathing session to calm that nervous system, then let me take over from here.
I'm here to help you master your self-confidence, ditch the self-doubt, and sell out your launch - sans stress.
And while we’re on the topic of sales - I guess we’ve come to the part where I try and sell myself to you.
So, let’s get a little personal.
Hi! I’m Laneige!
I'm a strength training stan trying to RDL her way to a dump truck, a hot yoga girlie who will never attempt a handstand in class out of fear of kicking the person next to me (of falling over), and an obsessive romantasy reader shamelessly waiting for my shadow daddy to come and take me away.
I’m also a wellness wannabe who can't seem to get a handle on meditation but takes it up every few months anyway, a girlie looking to regulate her nervous system and build some serious self-trust (cause self-doubt be getting me sometimes too 🫠).
As a still trying to recover people pleaser (who can relate??), I let everyone convince me that college was the only way I’d ever get those f-you funds we all seek. So after many many (more than I’m willing to tell you) years of doing the college thing, I emerged with a shiny diploma (that I never picked up btw), mounds and mounds of debt, and an even bigger sense of wtf do I do now.
(See, we all have those WTF moments)
While I knew I definitely wanted to have lots of money pleaaaaasssee moments in my future, what I really craved was freedom and fulfillment from my job. I didn’t want to be stuck in a cubicle for 8 hours a day, or behind a bar slinging vodka sodas (retired service industry worker here) just to be able to pay my bills and only travel for two weeks every year. I’m an adventure enthusiast who would like to do most of my adventuring before I start collecting social security.
That desire led me here, trying to pitch myself to you.
I was raised by a mom who encouraged female independence and badassery (to the soundtrack of Pat Benatar, Madonna, and Alanis Morissette - and later the Spice Girls✌), so when picking my next move, I knew I wanted to work primarily with other women.
I wanted to choose a career path that would help other women-owned brands reach their own goals, live out their dreams, and have their own Mona-Lisa Saperstein, money-please, moments(IYKYK).
I found that in becoming the launch strategist for women-owned brands.
Nothing makes me happier than convincing the world (or at least your target audience) that you have the offer that they need.
Giving you the tools, roadmap, and confidence to crush your next launch leaves me fulfilled as hell and literally bursting at the seams with gratitude.
Cause the world needs more general female badassery around - wouldn't you agree?! So let’s ditch the stress and self-doubt around your next launch and crush all those business goals together!
Sold yet?!
In case you wanted a little more unnecessary info about me...
Story Behind My Name
- My mom took French in high school and liked the way the words sounded together, la neige— literal translation: “The Snow”
- (Honestly, my mom tells the story better - sorry, mom!)
I'm the kind of person who finds joy in...
Going for a walk by literally any body of water, with a basic b vanilla latte in hand and GNO dinners where a good bottle of orange or red wine is a MUST
Odd Habit
- Telling my cats a million times a day that they are the most beautiful creatures to grace this planet... because they are!
Favorite Shadow Daddy
Team Rhys allllll the way!!! IYKYK
Biggest Regret
Not seeing Tim McGraw in concert - the man is aging like fine wine! But on a more serious note, not traveling in my 20s. Some serious missed oppurtunities there! Don't worry, I plan on making that up over the next few decades — take me to Portugal, let's go to Thailand, and I do beleive the Maldives are calling my name!
Ok, enough about me...
It's Time to Leave that "WTF" Mentality Behind for Good
And go sell out your offer!
You don't have a single second to
spare doubting your launch!